It was horrible!! Horrible!! - 2004-03-05

Friday, 5th, Day 14:

IT WAS HORRIBLE!

Horrible, I tell you!!

*sobs and covers her head*

You know that little bitty room that leads off from the hallway, just near the bedroom? My humans go in there sometimes, and I never paid any attention.

But the other day, Dad picked up my water fountain. (He says it belonged to the kitties first, and it is 'too small' for me. I now have a BIG waterer... but it doesn't have a running fresh water thing like the kitty one does...) I have been looking to see where it went. I like my new two-gallon waterer, but...

...then I looked in the little room.

OH.

MY.

GAWD....

There is the Biggest, COOLEST waterer in there!!

It's huge, and it is made of white porcelin, and I thought, WOW!! I hit the JACKpot!! no WONDER my humans go in here so often!! WOO HOO!

Forget the little fountain. This one is MY size!!

...that's when IT happened.

I don't know how to tell you this... but Dad PEES in that fountain.

I stared in horror, while Dad soiled the biggest, BEST drinking hole in the WHOLE HOUSE.

At first, I thought he was just making a statement of ownership... I mean, I WAS watching- and he seemed kind of annoyed when he realized I was. He shut the door!

I started to get nosy, then- I wanted to see what they DO in there! I kept pushing the door open anytime he went in there.

It's the most horrible thing I have ever SEEN... It's just horrible. Terrible!!

They use the waterer as a potty place.

I'm going to cry now.

Big Bertha

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