Day 504: Quiznos Quiznos Quiznos Quiznos Quiznos
TOASTY!!!! Have I mentioned how much I LOVE Quiznos?
Especially MY Quiznos... (...clearly it must be mine, since it's so near my home, we go there so much, they know my name, and they feed me. What else would you call it, if not 'mine'?) You see, I's a WORKIN' Dawg! That means I get to come INSIDE restraunts... *DROOL* They smell good. I don't get nuffin' while we're Inside, but I know a trick. I get something when we LEAVE. *shiver*drool*shiver* The peoples at Quiznos like me very much. They save the bread stumps while Dad and Pa are eating, and they're makin' yummy sammich's... and they bring them to our table... ...then when we leave, I get to EAT 'em... *DROOL* T'heck with that chubby kid, *I* Wanna be the new Quiznos spokes-person... er, spokes-dawg? You gotta admit, i'd be better than the monkeys... oooh! oooooh!!! We did a whole RACE- did you know that?? Dad hasn't gotten the pictures back yet (though you can see them if you go to www.myraceday.com and look for "furry 5k" and then bib number "2641") but I did AWESOME-GREAT-SPIFFY-KEEN! I pulled and I pulled- but then I would get TIRED... so Pa would push Dad's sporty-wheelchair-thingy, and I would cool off my hot paws on the wet grass... *pantpantpant* Then, I would pull some more. Did you know there's a LOT of pulling in 5k... and not any P-stops! hrmf. They did have a couple pit-stops, though- with a BIG bucket of water to drink, and a BIG plastic pool of water to stand in, to cool off. I'll post a picture of my lovely self, standing in the pool at the finish line. I didn't want to leave it. I wanted to lie down in it and stay there. *WHEW!* I was pooped. No pun intended. YAY for Bertha! They had treats at every booth, and they had all KINDS of people who wanted to PET me, and GIVE me treats, and so MANY dogs!! wow... ...but I was TIRED-Bertha, by the time we got back to the car. whew. I hope we don't do too many of those 5k 'fun walk' things again... But I keep hearing it come up in conversation with OTHER peoples... peoples who bribe me by promising more of these 'pledges' (which must be good things, because when Dad turned them in, they gave him a MUG and a BEANIE (that goes on your head) and they gave me a buncha SCARF's!!! I wear mine proudly. It says "Furry 5k" on it! ...and they smiled a lot, and they said "good Big Bertha!" and people who gave them to him in the first place... some of them said something about me doing paintings JUST for them. (YAY!) I'm thinking whatever a "pledge" is, it must be a REALLY good thing...) "fun walks"? Maybe not so good... they'd be better if there was less hot walking and more treats at the end... ...but all in all... ...I'd rather go to Quiznos! MMmmmm.... Toasty.
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