Bad Dad! No Biscuit!!

Dad has been slacking off on his blogging. He tells me this is because he is considering a whole new webpage just for ME, and he doesn't like paying for one that doesn't have the features he wants, either... so he has been balking on doing my BLOG (hello Dad! Blog is not equal to webpage! I could have BOTH!) while he tries to find a new solution to the way things are done.

He swears this REALLY means finding a good service, since he bought me my own DOMAIN months ago... go figure! I do have a spam-filtering email though, at rott-n-art at ncplus.com (use the @ symbol, not the "at" obviously...) abd you can email us there if you want, to suggest a favourite service of your own! Dad hasn't done a whole lot of searching yet. Bad Dad!

He is SO in trouble with me... because I have all these BACK Entries, he hasn't POSTED!!!

See, all of them come with Pictures- and this Diaryland service only lets you have pictures if someone else 'hosts' them... so he has been DRAGGIN' his heels... not posting about my most glorious, Wonderful, AWESOME adventures of late!

HRMF!

I am going to have to SIT on him soon, if he doesn't fix this.

What have I been doing?

OOoooh... you would be jealous.

I went to the Evergreen State Fair!! (I met so MANY new friends! I got bites of yummy fresh chicken and yummy ice from a gyro lady who wuv'd me! I have pictures!)

I went to the Puyallup Fair!! (I rode RIDES!! I went on the skyway! I went on the Scary-Haunted Pirates Ride!! I LOVED it!! I have Pictures, Daaaaad!)

I went to the most AWESOME restraunt in all of Ballard (a part of Seattle, but very different!) and they gave me an after-dinner reward of CROUTONS!! (Do you have ANY Idea how YUMMY a high-end restraunt's home-made croutons are? YUMMY!!!!)

I went to an Aghost (a ghost-hunting group) expedition!! (I go to the meetings, so I even have my own 'membership' and ID card!) We walked a LOoooong time, and I carried Dad's electrolyte water and medicines, and we went lookin' for possible ghosts, and a LOT of AWESOME historical places along the way! WOW... it was so cool... I rolled in the mud. It was fun.

We are going to be at the Oktoberfest at the Puyallup fairgrounds this year! (you can go too- they have a web page- www.oktoberfestnw.com) but I don't know what day or hours, so you might have to just hope you catch me, unless you email dad an' me to meet up there! (Dad can't drink BEER... but they will have tons of ROOT BEER and more RIDES! I want to take Pa into the fun house again... he could barely walk it when he was sober... I want to see him try it drunk! hee hee hee!!) It will be SO fun!

I am NOT going to the 'fight fest' at the six flags... I WANT to go... but Dad says the point is to have zombies and things jump out and squeal at you... so I have put in my vote for 'no way'... we'll see who wins. If Dad finds a big enough group of friends, he might leave me home... but because there's so many hills? UHM. Dad says he might need ME to help 'pull' him (I have a special harness for this) up them... OH my goodness... he will be lucky if we BOTH don't need some 'calm down' pills... is he crazy? I loved the spooky plastic skeletons jumping up and shrieking (it was like mega-peek-a-boo!) but... real people? I don't know....

...if I go... I proimise pictures.

...as SOON as Dad gets himself a service where he can POST them, dangit. (sigh) He doesn't want to blow too much money on this one, because my new harnesses cost a whole lot of money- and you know what else did??

COLLEGE!!!!!

YAAAAAAY!

Dad and I now go to COLLEGE! ...okay, it's only two classes a week, but I love them already. I lay very quiet and I watch the instructor. He is deaf, and is teaching Dad (and a lot of other people!) to speak with his hands! I love body-language... I love watching him, because his gestures make more sense to me than the words people say. I think I will love this twice-weekly work very very much! ...but it cost Dad a whole lotta mooooola to do. hrmf.

So that is BIG Bertha's life in a teeny tiny nutshell. (like the ones the squirrel by my potty-place likes to THROW at me! hrmf.) I will make Dad post all about the things we have been doing, but he is also looking for a new place to host his pictures or maybe have my blog and website, so suggestions are accepted, if you read this but know of a good place to host from! He already paid for the domains, so they're ours already, we don't need a 'domain BUY' service, just a domain hosting website!

I wuv everybody. Have a BIG Bertha SMOOCH! (LICK)

Big Bertha